Before we get the story started
context – it was your 25th birthday – I can’t remember what they were but I had a list of ideas. I did not know which one to pick.
Then you kept asking what we were doing I was like “Oh it’s a surpriiiiise” and then I was like hmmm… wait a minute let’s see if we can use this lol
eventually you texted me something like “i think i know what we’re doing for my birthday” I was like what? you were like feeding the giraffes? I was like in my head “I guess we are” but in irl i was like “yeah!” and it was all yippee afterwards and shit 🙂 anyway,
By this point, we’d visited so many aquariums and zoos that visiting wildlife wouldn’t be as cool as usual – so it finally came to your 25th Birthday.
First of all, those mother fuckers eat with their tongues, if you deep it for a moment, we spent an hour getting our hands licked by animals.
But I tell you what, it made for one hell of a day out.
I love you.
I’m glad I got to watch you so happy.
