The Many Reasons Why You’re Out Of My League
I’ve always said it, and you’re always sweet enough to say it’s not true but you are so out of my league that it sucks.
I’m convinced, and so grateful, that all the other boys out there have made such a bad time out of being in a relationship that – thank fuck – the bar got set low lol.
I don’t know how, or why someone as close to perfect as you, decided to take a chance on me, but there isn’t a single day where I’m not thankful you did.
I don’t know what I’d do without you.
There’s not enough bandwith on this server but,
To make it easy…
Damn She Fine
Remember when Boni’s daughter said “You’re so pretty, what do you even see in him!”? First of all, I should’ve flip flopped her fucking face in. Second of all, she’s 100% Right.
Never in my life have I met someone this gorgeous. Fair skin, perfect lips, delicious curves and fine edges.
Idk, I’m not the romantic type but damn you look good. 10/10 Baddie.
Damn She Cute
Do you know how many boys out there wish they had what I had? Every day you do or say something I find adorable… Or autistic.
Maybe it’s the way you talk about a game, or the way you giggle, or the way you rant, or pull a silly expression over something benign. There’s always something about you on any given day.
Realistically, I’ve have never – and will never again, find anyone I could adore this much.
Damn She Sweet
It feels unfair to call you my “girlfriend” so when I talk to people, I always say “my other half” or “partner”… Unless I’m with the Filipino’s then by default it’s always “Patayin ako ng Misses ko”. (Don’t google that).
The reason why it’s unfair is you’re wifey material.
You look after me when I’m ill, you cook when I’m hungry, and you lift me up when I’m low.
I don’t deserve you. So… I‘m gonna wife you so fucking hard one day. You’re stuck with me.