The Reason You Should Believe In “The Girlfriend Effect”

The Evolution Of Shit Hair

Before

Let’s be honest. I was a chavy cunt. I lived in trackies. Smoked at least a pouch of bacci a every 3 days (it was riverstone, so wasn’t even the good kind). I was visciously unemployed and had no hope.

Being honest, nobody knew what you saw in me. Not even I did.

(Boni’s daughter had a point)

During

I remember you’d say “I’m not kissing you if you’ve just had a cigarette”. I remember how you’d push me to be on the job applications, daily. Not sure if you remember, but you also kept me from staying around a bad crowd.

Without you in those early days, I don’t know who I’d be or where I’d have ended up.

(probably dead let’s be honest)

After

Now? 3 years of living together, I now wear Jeans! No idea what happened to my original puffer jackets… Did you get rid of those? TBC.
Loving you has changed my life in so many ways. You changed how I see the world.

As much as I hate to say it – I might have never cleaner my act up if we never met.

(But we’ll never talk about it)

You’re not “In My Life” you’re “Part Of It”

Ellena, you were there when I started my career. My family love and adore you. Most importantly, my baby brother looks up to you. Also my fucking grandmother texts you – like all the fucking time. I don’t think you understand, nobody has ever just come into my life the way you did. You’ve been there for Christmas Parties, Enzo’s Birthdays, Holidays Abroad – for most people that might seem normal, but for me & my family. Nobody could have done it but you.

I love that you also think about my family, I love the way you get mad at me if I’m ever too hard on Enzo, I love how you and my mother talk style & fashion. To me, you walked into my life as if you were always meant to be part of it.